Friday, August 1, 2014

Boob Tube

3 years ago, I gave up my greatest weakness.  In order to get somewhere you have never been before, you have to do things that you have never done before.  Right?  So, I gave up cable.  Prior to me deciding to make this change, I really sat down and got honest with myself and figured out where my weaknesses were.  I knew that as soon as the t.v. went on, I hit the fridge or cabinet at the first and every commercial break after that.  Getting rid of cable meant I was going to be missing a lot, but having cable and being fat meant I was missing out on a lot more. 

I joined a gym with WiFi and got Netflix.  Problem solved'ish.  If I wanted to watch a movie, I needed to be on the elliptical.  I was not cutting myself off completely, I was putting myself in a winning position over this challenge.  It worked.  Sure, I was looked at like a lepper when I told people that I had never heard of Sons of Anarchy or Breaking Bad, but it was a fixable problem.  Nothing the little search bar and good cardio session couldn't fix.  A year ago, my new roommate wanted cable when she moved in.  I proudly declined to have it in my room.  I was cured of my bad habit.  After it was installed, I watched it once in a while in the living room, but was perfectly good without it.  I would be in the house alone for hours and forget that the option to turn it on was there.  Often,  I would turn it on finding that the t.v. was still tuned to the last channel that I watched weeks earlier.  Sure,  I binge watched a series or two on Netflix, but the television was no longer part of my day to day life.  I really believed that the decision, although unheard of in any year after 1990, was one of the best decisions that I made in planning my attack against obesity.  But... it isn't completely without its challenges. For example, dating.

Recently, I have found that dating a guy who can't survive without t.v. is quite a challenge.  When my roommate moved out, knowing that Eric and I we were making plans to live together, I asked him to entertain the idea of just skipping on cable.  It sounded like a good idea in my head.  Perhaps I was way overestimating my own ability to keep him entertained.  He actually looked at me with two very confused eyes and said, "What are we supposed to do without it?".  I mean, I guess I understand that I am the oddball here, not him.  I have a closet full of games, lots of laundry and very little free time on my hands.  As he was spending countless hours unsuccessfully fighting a feud with Comcast over billing and package details, I found myself withdrawing from the process.  I started off wanting to be a part of it with him.  It was something WE were going to have in OUR house so it made sense that we did it as a team.  I just didn't see the point though.  I admit that I have watched more cable in the last 2 weeks than I have in the last 2 years.  That is how he relaxes and if I wanna spend time with him, I gotta find a way to make room in my relationship for the television.  The more issues he had though, the more I hated it.  The more frustrated he got, the more he seemed to crave watching a show or movie from start to finish without a box blip or network issue.  Last night, he asked if I could move around my schedule to wait for Comcast to come fix something else this afternoon.  My first thought was not one that I want to put in writing.  My second thought was that it was the least that I could do after he had made several trips to the Comcast office and had taken off of work to do it.  *Pause:  He did what? Huh?*  Take time off of work for T.V.?  I won't ask him to take off of work for a family affair, but for cable it is okay.  Cable > Family?  Perhaps it is not even fair for me to make that sort of allegation.  Again, I have to remind myself that I know that I am the oddball here. 

This morning, I almost put the cable box in the blender.  Eric had gotten up this morning and headed right to the television as he does every morning.  Problem?  No, not for 99% of America.   It bothered me for some reason, and I told him.  Am I being to harsh on him or will this prove to be a real issue one day?  I suppose time will tell.   Good golly, now I am wondering what sort of things he would be blogging about if he had a chance to blog about relationship issues.  I am sure he is learning to cope with my need to go to Target on a daily basis.  I mean, I know there is something wrong with the frequency.  In my defense, I don't always buy something.  Maybe if I would sit down and watch t.v. once in a while, I wouldn't need to entertain myself by walking around the store for hours on end. Ugghh. I am sure they make a show on Lifetime or T.L.C. about these sort of struggles.  Blah.
 

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